Ideas are Lethal Weapons

[Valodya Bassarov]

here is the new thread, post here when the other is at 30.

[Divine Money]

I walked around the city. I know who I wanted to talk to but I couldnt find him. I needed my conection into Red Infinity. I want to know who took my life.

[Toivo Koivisto]

Toivo resented the fact that he still loved her. He wished that he was younger, and that the swan still found him attractive. He felt so frail, but that made him all the more determined to keep up his daily routine, to glare at old age in the face, and tell it to f'uck off.

He grits his teeth and tries to stifle back his tears as he sits at the kitchen table.

"I'm... not... frail..."

He takes the last bite of his bread, and begins thinking about the concert.

[Olga]

The Anti Sex Scouts are looking for a young woman named Helene, a very bad young woman.

I will find her and punnish her in the name of Red Infinity and sexual prudence. Reports say she is with Keitoleinen.

I take a portal to Keitoleinen's castle and see her with the god of destruction.

"You are under arrest little lady!!"

[Ki-lin]

Ki-lin loved being praised by Violet.

"Yes my Lady, right away!"

Still worried about Violet, she brings up Lin-Sat.

"So what is going on with you and Lin-Sat? Is he just not there for you? It does seem like you're the one who's running things around here."

[Lady Violet]

"Honourable Lin-Sat is a great leader, I will never complain about him...officially. Between you and I am growing weary with this workload and his apathy toward Red Infinity. I care about the masses and always try to do whats best for them, but Lin-Sat...he only cares about his own power. It is not about politics or greater goods. I..am growing distant from him. The other day I wished for Mikomi to visit me again. And when I was shot, I was unhappy when he came to heal me."

I feel like this sort of confession is unprofessional, but I need someone to talk to. I am isolated here.

[Mikomi]

[shadow=red,left,300]I enter the International Head Quarters of Red Infinity. I am directed to Violet's office. I hear that she is talking to someone, so I wait outside her office for the visitor to leave.
At least it appears she has recovered from the gun shot wound.
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[Ki-lin]

Listening to Lady Violet open up like this gave Kilin an almost patriotic feeling. Who else could say that they had the honor of having Lady Violet open up to you? But it was more than just patriotism, she genuinely cared about Violet's well being, a feeling of strong comradery was between them.

"I see, I may have foreseen this. I too have been frustrated at Lin-Sat's apparent apathy towards Red Infinity and all it stands for, and knew that it couldn't have fared well with you."

Ki-lin finally starts feeling more comfortable.

"But that can't be all that's wrong... I know my Lady, and it takes a lot more than that to make her this upset." She said, hinting.

[Helene]

At first I dont notice the frog looking lady. But when he stops licking me suddenly I know something is seriously wrong. I look at this woman. I shake my goodies at her and show off my sharp teeth.
If you dont turn around, b'itch, I will rip you limb from limb and let you watch me have long kinky hellifed sex. I pull at my bonds and say I doesnt take long to break bonds, lady. Catch me later, if you can.

[Lady Violet]

"I used to feel very close to him. We worked together well, commanding red infinity together and looking out for the people. We became very close. Closer than most people know. But I have been apart from him, and working so hard. I hardly spend any time with him at all. I resent him for so many reasons. What was between us is growing stale and cold."

I sigh. I hate saying such things.

[Toivo Koivisto]

Thinking about the concert gives Toivo a new youthful energy. He grabs his rifle, and heads outside to go hunting. Toivo was out of meat, and there was only so much toast and jam one could eat.

[Olga]

I point my finger at Keitoleinen and blast him with my impotence ray. His manliness falls limp.

"Now, your turn little lady!!"

I hit her with my Cloud of STDs.

"I think I will give you..HIV!!"

The cloud floats over her and she it hit with the deadly HIV virus. I unshackle her and throw her over my shoulder. I go through the portal and throw her in the dungeon of the Ministry of Terror!

I then run off to find..my next victim on my list:

Valodya Bassarov

"Bwaa ha ha ha!"

[Ki-lin]

Ki-lin knew that Violet hated using such strong language, she must've really been feeling lonely.

"Violet, if you need to talk to anybody, you know where my quarters are. I'd be happy to be of service. My talents do go beyond the battlefield, and I'd be happy to be of any help to you."

[Lady Violet]

"You are my dear friend, and perhaps the only person I can confide in. I will gladly talk to you outside of office hours. Thanks for listening. Now go to the base and see what you can do. Capture any LIF operative you encounter."

I smile at my loyal operative. It relieves my stress to have a worker as dedicated as her.

[Keitoleinen]

Keitoleinen is not amused that the A.S.S. lady ruined his fun. Now he truly feels like destroying Helsinki. He knows that Helene is at the Ministry of Terror, but he can tell Kith to have her released. He also knows she can easily treat her STD. Never the less, it was not a pleasant experience and the god is very angry. He puts his clothes on and teleports to Earth. Time to destroy anything in his path.....