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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Aug 21, 2004 5:09:19 GMT -5
"Sure, help yourself to whatever you like."
Bassarov doesn''t wish to be rude, but he is worn out and doesn't feel like making her anything
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Post by Gen. Vlad Kolov on Aug 21, 2004 5:11:01 GMT -5
Finally the replenishment of the tritium and replacement of the high-explosive implosion system on the primary is complete. The assembled warhead is placed back into the skeletal frame.
Soon fuel bladders in the shape of the human musculature are placed over this skeleton, and then an anatomically-correct body mould, which also holds fuel, is placed over that, making the android look like a skinny, blonde girl in her early 20s. Detailed information on it's targets, Valodya Bassarov and #F3442, is uploaded into it's processors, as well as a lot of overly-feminine and semi-nymphomaniac traits. Finally it is activated...
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Post by "Zero" Americanski on Aug 21, 2004 5:12:49 GMT -5
I smile at him. "I didn't expect you to make anything for me silly!" I step into the kitchen and start to assemble a substantial sandwich from whatever I can find that resembles meat or cheese.
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Aug 21, 2004 5:14:35 GMT -5
"It was an eventful day. Some Red Infinity operatives attacked Thomas. Mischa however saved his life." Bassarov is still unnerved by this
"It appears that we are indeed more vulnerable than I thought"
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Post by Rayven on Aug 21, 2004 5:14:42 GMT -5
Rayven grabs the front of the shirt of the driver. "I'm sorry, but we have to relieve you of your vehicle. You were going too fast, and I was surprised you could stop your car in time to stop for the light. Hmm.. and you have some nice sunglasses..." Rayven takes them off his face and puts the glasses on hers. "But I think I look better in them. Too bad you aren't cute enough, or I would make you a pet. Do you honestly think that if you flash your car around you'll get some hot chicks? We'll me and my sister might be hot, but we're not the kind of girls you want to mess with." Rayven throws him down on the pavement. "C'mon, sis! Let's burn the wheels off this baby." Rayven hops into the driver's seat. "Hey wait!!!" The guys calls out.
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"WEAPON" series
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FRA Weapons Series
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war...
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Post by "WEAPON" series on Aug 21, 2004 5:15:17 GMT -5
-Final Weapon #3-
"All systems functioning within designated perameters. Estimated endurance on primary JP fuel supply is 12.3 hours at current output. I am prepared to recieve orders." I state as I become fully active. Burned into my mind are the images of a Russian man and a Japanese girl. I know I must kill both of them along with myself...
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Post by Silver Crystal on Aug 21, 2004 5:18:53 GMT -5
Silver hops into the passer's side.
You so totally dished that guy! Smooth talkin sis! Maybe he left something in here.
She laughs and looks through the glove compartment. She finds about 600 dollars. This guy was a thief, really stupid, or rich. Which all counted as stupid, snice a rich person is stupid.
Let's steal some jewels and then spend some bucks!
Silver says happily.
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Post by "Zero" Americanski on Aug 21, 2004 5:19:58 GMT -5
"It would appear so... If it wouldn't affend Misha then perhaps it would be prudent for me to stay here for a few days, at least until more of the rebels are here."
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Aug 21, 2004 5:22:05 GMT -5
"I would lo...I think that Mischa would not be opposed since that seems logical in this situation."
He smiles and makes himself and Zero some coffee.
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Post by Gen. Vlad Kolov on Aug 21, 2004 5:25:54 GMT -5
"You are to go and assassinate both of your assigned targets. Target Bassarov has priority. You are to use nuclear option 'A' to accomplish this task, understood?" I demand.
(and to save time)
-Final Weapon #3- "Understood. What am I to be called for the remainder of this mission?"
-Vlad Kolov-
"You are now Amy Smith. Now you are to take the nearest teleportation booth and go to Helsinki. Before you attempt to approach target Bassarov you are to apply a generous quantity of female pherimone. Do you understand?"
-Amy Smith-
"Yes Excellency. I will proceed now." I march off and dress in tight jeans and a red T-shirt bearing a large hammer and sickle. I then walk to a teleportation booth.
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Post by "Zero" Americanski on Aug 21, 2004 5:27:53 GMT -5
"I thought I was the telepath amongst us." I say as he starts the coffee machine. "As usual I can just sleep on the floor, and I won't be doing much of that unless someone else is awake." I begin to attack my sandwich with gusto and as soon as the coffee is ready practically guzzle it.
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Aug 21, 2004 5:30:43 GMT -5
"I've been thinking, and since I have met you, I have lost interest in other women. It is a strange thing for me. I mean...I am so...unlike that." Bassarov says aloud as he puts some sugar in his coffee.
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Post by Rayven on Aug 21, 2004 5:35:03 GMT -5
"Alright." Rayven looks over at her sis looking in the glove apartment. "Hey! GUM!" Rayven grabs for the pack of gum and sticks a couple of peices in her mouth. "I have not had bubble gum in ages! Litterally..." Rayven then turns off and hops out really quick to rip off the tag. "Just in case... Hmm.. we might paint it, too. I really like this car. We're gonna use his money to get a new paint job. THEN we'll get us some jewels." Rayven chuckles as she jumps back into the driver's seat, and blows a bubble with the gum and takes off as soon as it pops.
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Post by "Zero" Americanski on Aug 21, 2004 5:35:08 GMT -5
My mouth opens slightly in disbelief. I love Bassarov to the exclusion of all other men, but then again before Bassarov love was an alien concept to me. Yet from what I studied about Bassarov he is more than a little polygamous... "I don't want to take away from your other affections, but I am honoured. Thank you."
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"WEAPON" series
New Member
FRA Weapons Series
Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war...
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Post by "WEAPON" series on Aug 21, 2004 5:37:39 GMT -5
I teleport onto the streets of Helsinki not far from the rebel base. I find the door that I am looking for, liberally apply the pherimone spray to my face, breasts and hands, and knock on the door...
(OOC the pherimone dust serves to excite the male libido to an extreme amount, to the point that any male that inhales it has difficulty thinking about anything other than sex. It is odorless and has no effect on women.)
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