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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Oct 23, 2004 22:04:14 GMT -5
the next thread
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Post by Set on Oct 24, 2004 2:43:46 GMT -5
"I shall tell her. Be warned, there are other operatives who aren't as forgiving as I."
I send Lady Violet a telepathic message.
Virus says that he's sorry he can't see you anymore. I sent him on his way.
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Oct 24, 2004 2:44:27 GMT -5
As Kaschei
"What do you need help with now, woman?" He asks. He has no time for this little nazi girl.
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Post by Mikhael Nadyezhda (Mischa) on Oct 24, 2004 2:46:43 GMT -5
"Yoohoo and poetry, I don't even want to know..."
I scratch my head.
"I'm alright. I've had some strange dreams, but other than that, I'm well. How are you? How's your cousin?"
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Post by Erika "Zwei" Faust on Oct 24, 2004 2:47:37 GMT -5
"Lady Violet told me to come here... I am pregnant with the child of a rebel called Misha, and I would like to use that child to attack the rebels. Violet said you had the capability to accelerate time, she wants you to accelerate the pregnancy and then to train the child in the past."
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Post by Pukk on Oct 24, 2004 2:49:26 GMT -5
Pukk flies back up into Kaschei's office, and does circles around Zwei and Kaschei.
"Someone's having a baby?!?!?! Oh!!! We've gotta have a shower!!! I'll make the cake!!!" Pukk said jubilantly. He lands on Kaschei's head.
"AND THE WAFFLES!!!"
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Post by Lady Violet on Oct 24, 2004 2:49:41 GMT -5
"I thank you, Set."
I walk to Lin-Sat's office and enter cautiously.
"You called for me, sir?"
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Post by Lin-Sat on Oct 24, 2004 2:50:50 GMT -5
An old and fairly valuable ink pot slams against the wall dangerously close to Violet's head.
"I've had enough of this! Why is Zwei still operating!?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Oct 24, 2004 2:55:24 GMT -5
"My cousin seems to be running off to Beijing a lot. Perhaps he is a spy for Red Infinity. We should be careful around him."
As Kaschei:
"Fine, I can accelerate this process. I hate children and messes. Pukk, you can deliver the baby. I will accelerate time nine months into the future for Erika, then leave the room. I can't deal with this."
Kaschei chants some words and waves his hand, making Erika nine months older.
"Ugh, how disgusting this will be. Just clean up my office once you are done."
Kaschei leaves his office so he does not have to watch this disgusting process of birth.
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Post by Erika "Zwei" Faust on Oct 24, 2004 2:57:29 GMT -5
"Oh my..." I say. Immediately I begin having contractions.
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Post by Pukk on Oct 24, 2004 2:58:59 GMT -5
Pukk does his best to deliver the baby.
"It's comin! it's comin!......verrrrrry slowly... Maybe you should like, push or something?"
Pukk watches uncomfortably.
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Post by Mikhael Nadyezhda (Mischa) on Oct 24, 2004 3:00:52 GMT -5
"That's a little disconcerting... If that were true, he would make the perfect operative, being your cousin and all."
I look back into the distance, feeling a little calmer since the whole episode with Zwei.
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Post by Erika "Zwei" Faust on Oct 24, 2004 3:01:30 GMT -5
"oh.... Okay..." I say. I then inhale deeply and push.
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Post by Lady Violet on Oct 24, 2004 3:04:14 GMT -5
"Ah!" I yell as the ink pot nearly hits me.
"We are all working very hard, the machine was halted today and the rebels have done well to stop it. Our dragons on the other hand have had little luck...."
I step back towards the door.
"I am sorry, I am sorry...I will do a better job...." I lower my head.
"Is that why you had Valmont purged?"
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Post by Pukk on Oct 24, 2004 3:04:32 GMT -5
(((I know it usually takes longer for these sorts of things to happen, but let's move it along...)))
"Oh oh!!!" Pukk does his best to pull the baby out, but it's about twice his size. Luckily, it comes out without much effort. It lies in a puddle of nondescript mucus on the floor.
"Euuwwwww......."
Pukk flies into the air, and shakes his body, getting goop all over Kaschei's walls and desk.
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