My Friend Of... Despair

[Keitoleinen]

"So what if I am. I am immortal and I should do whatever it takes to alleviate some boredom. I am not allowed to destroy whenever I want to, so this is what I do for recreation."

[Sephos]

"Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of being dead. How did you ever guess? So, what? You can bring me back to life again or something? That would be great because as a spirit-being, I can't really have a smoke, and I am absolutely dying for one."

Not that I am a fan of gods, which there seems to be plenty of around here, but anything to bring me back into the land of the living will be worth it.

[Keitoleinen]

"I can bring you back, for a price. I will restore your life if you agree to do something for me, but the catch is that I won't tell you what it is until after I restore your life."

[Sephos]

"Yeah, sure... whatever. You can have my left kidney if you like."

[Garret thingysure]

"Right, I won't talk about..you know who." Garret orders his coffee and takes a seat. He leans back in a relaxed manner. "Do you know any other Christians, Linnea?"

[Linnea Korpela]

"Well a couple others. I know Simona was, I don't know bout James. I think there are a few rebels that are christians. That Ben guy? I haven't seen him around lately."

[Lempo]

I grunt in annoyance.

"Keito, did you even ATTEMPT to face Satsujin?"

[Keitoleinen]

"No, but I was watching the fight. Good job to all who participated." Keitoleinen says. He turns to Sephos and buts his hand on her shoulder.
The god then teleports himself and Sephos back to his office at the League of the Godless.
"Poof, you are alive. Simple as pie. Now, as for what I want...in return for what I did, I only ask you to sleep with me."

[Lempo]

I scowl and teleport away. d**n that foolish excuse for a god.

[Sephos]

"Sleep with you? What? You're a god, right?... and you can't find a woman alive to sleep with... have you f**king gone through them all already?

Listen mister, I'd be happy to oblige, but that's not really my thing. I mean, I know I promised, but... I like the ladies... you know.... Lesbian. Sorry to dissapoint, Sure you wouldn't rather just take a kidney?"

Of all the things...

This is just my luck.

[Keitoleinen]

"What? Oh that is really boring. Well, I guess I have had a bad luck streak lately. Will you go out and get me a can of diet coke. I think that will suffice instead."

[Sephos]

"...

Diet coke... er... sure."

I go out into the hallway, in which there is a coke machine. I have no pocket change, as I have just come from the land of the dead... but with a few well-placed kicks, a can of diet coke rolls out of the bottom. (really, I have a way with these things). Walking back into the office, I hand it to Keitoleinen.

"There you go... well, better luck next time. I know how hard it can be to find a quality woman. See ya around."

I leave the office and the building and decide to visit my comrades Bassarov and Mischa, since they are still alive and kicking. Maybe I can pick up where I left off. This death thing sure has been one messed-up ride.

[Keitoleinen]

Keiotleinen drinks his coke and broods over his recent bad luck. At least he likes the soda.

[Valodya Bassarov]

Bassarov heads back to his apartment and sees that Zinn, and a group of anarchists are there.
"Hello, sorry I am late. What can I do for all of you?"

[Sephos]

Lousy Borgeosie, do they have nothing better to do than to bring people back from the dead to have sex with? What in the world. Violent action must be taken! I can't believe that these are the people running our world. There are people starving... and he can waste his time bringing back hotties from the dead. Great job, all-powerful god! Way to go! No use wasting that power helping others. Come on! What the f**k?!

I fume all the way through the teleportation booth to Helsinki. I am still fuming when I rap on the door to where Bassarov and Mischa are at.


... lousy government!
Stalinistic repressors of good, hard-working people...
should all be dragged out into the streets en masse and shot....