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Post by Mr. Futsu on Jan 21, 2005 20:55:20 GMT -5
"I understand, and I don't like to lecture you." I say, a little stressed.
"Do I really look stressed?" I say, noticing that my appearance is a little disheveled. "I hope the little sister project delivers what it promises. I think it will help out everyone if it does."
I lean up against the wall, and cross my arms.
"If you're looking to vent stress my lady, I would volunteer myself."
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Post by Moira on Jan 21, 2005 20:55:54 GMT -5
"Yeah, I think it works something like that."
I watch her put various things into the bread machine.
"What should we do while we're waiting for the bread to bake? We could have a friendly wrestling match on the floor."
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Post by Lady Violet on Jan 21, 2005 20:58:36 GMT -5
"That would be helpful, Mr. Futsu. I do get very stressed and always enjoy your company. Would you like to stop by my house tonight after work?"
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Post by Fascia on Jan 21, 2005 20:58:49 GMT -5
"Sure." I say, stuffing a whole apple into the machine. I also added a few loose packets of oatmeal that I found and a cup of orange juice. I think this bread is going to be awesome. Set it on bake... and presto. Now we just have to wait a few hours.
I set Illidan on the floor near Kakashi.
"I am a bit rusty. I haven't done much of anything physical for a while. Any rules, or no holds barred?"
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Post by Mr. Futsu on Jan 21, 2005 21:01:35 GMT -5
"Certainly. We both finish work at the same time, and I think you should teleport me back to my office when we are finished."
I step back away from the wall.
"Is there anything else you need of me? I should probably let you get back to your paperwork."
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Post by Moira on Jan 21, 2005 21:05:35 GMT -5
I get on the floor with Fascia, but Illidan starts crying.
Maybe he thinks that I am going to hurt Fascia or maybe he feels bad because he is too young to fight.
"Awe, Illidan is cryin again. I'll give him another Pepper."
I get up and give him a pepper and he stops crying.
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Post by Lady Violet on Jan 21, 2005 21:08:15 GMT -5
"Very well Futsu, I will talk to you later."
I send Futsu away and get back to my work.
I review the rough draft of our year's economic policy and think that perhaps this year we will not see the shortages of the last.
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Post by Fascia on Jan 21, 2005 21:08:43 GMT -5
While Moira's back is turned a take a run at her and tackle her to the ground, making sure that I push her so that she won't fall on Illidan. I sit with my knees on her chest, holding her arms down with my hands.
"Ha! No holds barred, Moira! You shouldn't be so easilly distracted."
Illidan chomps on the hot pepper and lets out a little giggle.
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Post by Mr. Futsu on Jan 21, 2005 21:09:03 GMT -5
I leave her office and start to head back to mine. I think of other things that I can balance or spin differently about Lady Violet and the party.
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Post by Joukahainen on Jan 21, 2005 21:11:39 GMT -5
I decide that now's a good time to report how things are going with the little sister project to Lady Violet. I pass Mr. Futsu on the way to her office, and enter.
"Hello Lady Violet, I came to report on how things are going with Iris Faust and the little sister project."
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Post by Moira on Jan 21, 2005 21:12:29 GMT -5
"You shouldn't do that Fascia, it turns me on."
When she flinches I roll and knee her between the legs.
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Post by Fascia on Jan 21, 2005 21:15:32 GMT -5
I let out a little eep of pain. Moira is back on her feet again. I get up too and make a lunge for her legs.
"Well, too bad for you, you'll just be unsatisfied as well as whooped up on."
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Post by Lady Violet on Jan 21, 2005 21:15:47 GMT -5
"Joukahainen, good to see you again. How is the project going? We should try to hook Iris up to Little Sister sometime this week. You appear stressed, is there anything I can do to help you?"
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Post by Moira on Jan 21, 2005 21:20:54 GMT -5
She knocks me down, but I land in a sommersault and assult her from behind. I slug her in the back with both fists. I hit her so hard the stereo turns back on and starts paying Iron Maiden again.
"Man, squirting a kid out made you mean!!"
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Post by Fascia on Jan 21, 2005 21:25:26 GMT -5
A high pitched voice yells over the stereo, accompanied by pounding drums and screaming guitar. I am being pummelled by fists on my back. I let go of Moira's legs and stand up, so that she is slung over my shoulder. I spin around a few times and let her fly onto the couch. The couch flips over backward from the force.
"You have no idea how mean motherhood can make you!"
Illidan goo's and watches wide eyed. He is crawling toward the jar of peppers. I hand it to him while Moira is still down.
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