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Post by Hatake Kakashi on Feb 8, 2005 18:38:16 GMT -5
"Well... alright. I'm sorry to pry son. I'm just a little concerned about you spending so much time with a vampire, especilly one like Kaieka."
Kakashi is silent for a moment, slicing pieces off his apple and eating then without sound.
"How about hobbies? Do you have any hobbies Illidan? Archery? Sword play? Plant tending?" Those were all traditional Light Elf hoddies. Things Kakashi had done when he was younger, things his father had taught him.
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Post by Illidan on Feb 8, 2005 18:40:13 GMT -5
"I like shopping, reading, flying kites, and tending to my bunny." Illidan says to his father.
"And if you must know, I want to wear a dressl. But Kaieka wants me to dress like a man."
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Post by Fascia on Feb 8, 2005 18:41:26 GMT -5
"... Paris Hilton? Really? I mean, she was such a capitalist... and... and ... gross... and not even an elf. I mean, if you had to resort to sex dolls.... couldn't you have at least found an elf one?"
Perhaps I shouldn't be so fixated on this particular aspect of the conversation, but Moira is just too strange sometimes. I'm glad that little Illidan is too young to understand most of this stuff.
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Post by Hatake Kakashi on Feb 8, 2005 18:43:50 GMT -5
Kakashi sits quietly for a minute once more. It takes him a few moments to realize he's jabbed his knife rather deeply into the palm of his hand. As covertly as he can, which is rather covert since he's a ninja, he removes the knife and clamps a napkin over his hand. The smile on his face is frozen when he turns back to Illidan. "Well... it's good to have interests outside of work. Um... why do you want to wear a dress?"
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Post by Illidan on Feb 8, 2005 18:47:10 GMT -5
"Well, maybe for the same reasons that Moira wants to not wear a dress. Maybe just to be different or because I can't stand the prescribed gender rules in society. Is there a reason why a male can't wear a dress? Men have worn different types of dresses throughout history."
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Post by Fascia on Feb 8, 2005 18:47:17 GMT -5
A dress??? He wants to wear a dress???
Stupid human magician raising him to be some kind of.... some kind of.... cross dressing ...
Oh my gosh! I hope he's not a f*g**t! Please! Please don't let him like men.
I notice that Kakashi seems to be a bit taken aback by this whole thing too. I place my hand on his thigh and give it a squeeze.
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Post by Moira on Feb 8, 2005 18:49:30 GMT -5
"If Illidan wants to wear a dress, what's the big deal? I hate dresses. I don't see why anyone male or female wants to wear one."
"Oh, and the doll is not for that. It is for scaring away crows in my vegetable garden."
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Post by Illidan on Feb 8, 2005 18:50:35 GMT -5
"Thanks Moira, I'm glad that you understand."
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Post by Moira on Feb 8, 2005 18:52:29 GMT -5
I tickle little Illidan's feet.
"That's right, Auntie Moira says you do whatever you want when you get older. If you want to wear a dress go ahead, kiddo."
Little Illidan coos.
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Post by Hatake Kakashi on Feb 8, 2005 18:53:22 GMT -5
"Yes, Illidan, human men have... I was... just... curious. I mean, it's just a little unusual is all." Kakashi takes a long drink of milk before speaking again. "So... are there many elves in the Ministires these days? I mean, Moria and Ak... A... oh, I've forgotten her name... but they were the only other two we knew for awhile."
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Post by Fascia on Feb 8, 2005 18:55:06 GMT -5
"Moira... We will have to discuss a few ground rules for when you watch Illidan for us. But we can do that later."
I take another bite of taco chips.
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Post by Illidan on Feb 8, 2005 18:55:17 GMT -5
"Oh, well I only know of human history since that is what I was raised on." Illidan replies.
"Other elves...well, there is Kith. I could talk to him sometime. There really aren't many elves working for Red Infinity."
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Post by Moira on Feb 8, 2005 18:57:20 GMT -5
"Yeah sure, we can talk about that later."
I feel kind of bad for Illidan. His parents really don't understand him.
"Hey Illidan, if you are ever bored, you can join my HorseShoe League."
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Post by Illidan on Feb 8, 2005 18:58:09 GMT -5
"Horseshoe? I have never participated in that sport, but if I ever need something to do, I will consider it."
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Post by Hatake Kakashi on Feb 8, 2005 18:58:44 GMT -5
"Oh. Well that's too bad." d**n... I was hoping maybe he could find a nice elf girl. Maybe that'd get him away from Kaieka for ten minutes... "I never thought much of Kith. He was... odd. You know," Kakashi snaps his fingers, "If your interested Illidan, I think I said have my old history books. You could read up on Elven history."
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