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Post by Dante "the Vulture" on Aug 17, 2004 21:33:27 GMT -5
Yes, she isn't a sleeper. Hera is LIF's sleeper. Hera and Yuber almost got it on, or so I've heard. I believe it isn't thar hard top confuse you, Blaze. You must confuse yourself everyday by mirly deciding what you'll have for breakfast.
A sleeper is a mean old lady who goes around and ets little kids and easily confused women. Beware of the sleepers!
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Post by Cassinda "The Dove" on Aug 17, 2004 21:44:42 GMT -5
Stop lying! Bad Dantey Wantey!
A sleeper is someone who sleeps with random men, like Hera, for pleasure.
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Blaze
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Post by Blaze on Aug 17, 2004 21:57:11 GMT -5
That was suppsoe to be a secert! Are you spying on me?! How did you know i get confused at what to eat in the morning! >__<
And how can somebody get pleasure form sleeping with somebody. I mean, you're just in the same bed sleeping. Do you have better dreams when you lay next to a guy while you sleep? Why is that bad?
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Post by Helene on Aug 17, 2004 22:57:46 GMT -5
*sigh* You ditzy b'itch...
They suck and fondle eachother... the guy licks the girls girl thingy and the girl sticks the guys d'ick in her mouth. Thats called Foreplay.
The guy takes his d'ick and jams it into the girls girl thingy and they move back and forth like so.
*demostrates with two fingers fashioned into a hole and one finger going through it.*
The girl climaxs, he climaxs and that, girl, is f'ucking!
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Post by Blaze on Aug 17, 2004 23:02:06 GMT -5
*_____________________*
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.................. *faints*
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Post by Deetric Proudmore on Aug 17, 2004 23:02:41 GMT -5
Helene... I don't think she needed a step by step leason.
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Post by Winter on Aug 17, 2004 23:07:52 GMT -5
Helene!
You've just ruined another innocent mind!
*looks at Blaze laying on the ground*
...I hope she'll be ok... even if she IS crazy.
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Post by Dante "the Vulture" on Aug 17, 2004 23:11:24 GMT -5
Did she faint because you told her about the birds and the bees? That's kinda weak. Helene you did come on a little strong though. But you have also enligtened me. Living in the wilderness for 11 years made it hard to take Sex Ed. So thanks.
And, my little Sex Muffin, a sleeper is exactly what you said, I just didn't want to confuse the nice lady.
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Post by Cassinda "The Dove" on Aug 17, 2004 23:11:43 GMT -5
YAY! Helene is my new rolemodel... will you repeat that?
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Post by Winter on Aug 17, 2004 23:15:51 GMT -5
Don't Helene!
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Post by Deetric Proudmore on Aug 17, 2004 23:15:56 GMT -5
Rolemodel? Sex Ed? Helene... *sighs, holding head in hands* Your corrupting the younger generation again...
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Post by Helene on Aug 17, 2004 23:17:28 GMT -5
Im sorry. Thats how I learned.
Get up girl. It wasnt THAT bad. I couldve told you everything blow by blow.
I havent ruined anyones mind Winter. Hell I ruined yours. Remember how you learned?
No problem Dante. Pay attention to Cass though, I think she challanged you to date her.
Whew my life is complete
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Post by Winter on Aug 17, 2004 23:18:56 GMT -5
...that's kind of a hard thing to forget.
But you didn't need to be so rude to her.
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Post by Helene on Aug 17, 2004 23:19:21 GMT -5
Aww I am? No im just enlightening the younger generations. Honestly.
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Post by Helene on Aug 17, 2004 23:21:21 GMT -5
Winter, I swear I wasnt trying to... dunno the moodswings are getting to me....
I dont think I was being all that rude
I can be ruder
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