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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:29:12 GMT -5
Post by Yuber on Jul 30, 2004 4:29:12 GMT -5
"Of course, my benvolent Lordship, you are right.
But, the fault lies with my former assitant Bob, he was an inferior subject to mate with the immortals. I would, but my heart belongs to another and there for would not be in it. Still...
...the "Breeding Program" is still not working because many children have been concevied, but most die shortly after birth, apparently demons and angels war even on a molecular level. The Human blood should be a counter to the conflicting cells, but it is alas to weak to handle the strain of holding the others at bay.
The Death Ray that my Lord, the Light and Salvition of the Earth asked for is in Stage 3, we are very optomistic about it, my Lord.
Michael's the one who loves the Menthols and the only reason they're there is to test my research, which has been severly cut back because of your Grace's cuts in funding.
My intellegence is only match by my animostiy toward all of the bugs that would oppose L.I.F. and it's ideals.
Your intelligence, my Lady, is only out shined by your beauty.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:29:32 GMT -5
Post by Hera on Jul 30, 2004 4:29:32 GMT -5
I am not sure that I would go THAT crazy.
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Ah, now that is very charming. Swoon...
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:31:59 GMT -5
Post by Dominique "The Cyclops" on Jul 30, 2004 4:31:59 GMT -5
Good luck then trying not to go that crazy.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:35:26 GMT -5
Post by Yuber on Jul 30, 2004 4:35:26 GMT -5
"You think so my lovely dove ;D? But, yes, I think it will be hard to be as crazy as, me. I've here more than half of my life, which, by the way, was probably a mistake. I should have started when I was 16 and begn a Hunter. But, I'm happy where I am...I think."
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:35:36 GMT -5
Post by Peter "The Owl" on Jul 30, 2004 4:35:36 GMT -5
Well, that's better than I expected anyway. Get the breeding program to produce a single survivable subject and I'll consider the funding boost Yuber, not before.
Dominique "The Cyclops". It has been awhile.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:40:00 GMT -5
Post by Hera on Jul 30, 2004 4:40:00 GMT -5
No, you seem perfectly sane to me. So what if you like to torture people a little. Even I find that fun in certain contexts.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:45:17 GMT -5
Post by Yuber on Jul 30, 2004 4:45:17 GMT -5
"My Lordship, if you would supply me with a more...how to put this...more physically mature female, I think that if I had a half-demon, or even part demon, voulenteer, a viable life-form could be aquired. It would take only a few days, in theroy, for the male to accept the female, with enough drugs of course.
Which reminds me, I need the funding to make more, as Michael once stated, "Horny Juice."
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 4:48:10 GMT -5
Post by Dominique "The Cyclops" on Jul 30, 2004 4:48:10 GMT -5
Yes Peter it has. I was quite surprized when faking my death actually worked.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 10:52:15 GMT -5
Post by Peter "The Owl" on Jul 30, 2004 10:52:15 GMT -5
Indeed. Virgil and the others found your attempt convencing. I however, always thought it a little odd, though there was no proof that you deserted.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 14:11:07 GMT -5
Post by Kai on Jul 30, 2004 14:11:07 GMT -5
LIF is quite creepy...Either way cool character.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 14:44:52 GMT -5
Post by Anutsaka on Jul 30, 2004 14:44:52 GMT -5
What a big nice happy family..
I might just join LIF for the homeliness of it all. Who says a pacifist can't turn fascist..
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 15:03:34 GMT -5
Post by Kai on Jul 30, 2004 15:03:34 GMT -5
Ha. You shouldn't change your belief's on fighting.
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Yuber
Jul 30, 2004 16:00:11 GMT -5
Post by Yuber on Jul 30, 2004 16:00:11 GMT -5
"No, kindly do change your beliefs, kill, maim, burn and pillage. The strong rule the weak and the weak will always remain thus, until they become strong, that is. It's a beutiful cycle, really. Human nature is a very beutiful thing. Kill or be killed, an amazing and most accurate philosophy. That, and life could always use more people, I suppose."
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Yuber
Aug 4, 2004 19:59:27 GMT -5
Post by Yuber on Aug 4, 2004 19:59:27 GMT -5
20 posts- Gained Stelletos- Yuber has two more stelletos added to his arsenal now.
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Yuber
Aug 14, 2004 23:45:53 GMT -5
Post by Yuber on Aug 14, 2004 23:45:53 GMT -5
40 posts- Nanomachines- Even though he is the head of genetics, Yuber sees the benifit in technology. These nanomachines are equipped currently to regenerate dying flesh and damaged body parts by hyper speeding the healing process. Further more, the healing process is not gradual, but is almost instanious. Severed limps, everything heals or regenerates in just seconds.
These nanites run on an internal power core, and will need extended periods of time to cool down btween uses.
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