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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 18:24:42 GMT -5
Genovia and I leave the ministy. I am somewhat apprehensive bringing her out into public, she is very violent, and I never know what she is going to do next. I suppose I will see if this works out or not. We get to the government store and grab a cart. "You can push the cart, Genovia. I gave you the list. Just stick to the list, and everything will be fine."
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 18:30:47 GMT -5
"Push the cart! I'll push the cart!!" I push the cart into Kith and knock over some cans from a shelf.
I yell at a stockboy to pick up the mess.
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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 18:32:36 GMT -5
"Genovia, if you want to turn around and go back to the ministry, this is the way to do it." I feel like a mother scolding her child. She certainly likes to be abusive. "Now complete the grocery mission."
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 18:36:29 GMT -5
"Rrr...whatever."
I push the cart along nicely and pick up items from the shelves. I gently put them in the cart. "Hey Kith, don't you have someone who does this stuff for you?"
I am distracted. I get to number seven on the list: strawberries. I go to the fruit section, and it is empty except for apples.
"Where the hell are all the strawberries!" I start throwing apples at the customers...but stop myself after hitting a kid in the head. "Sorry."
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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 18:39:55 GMT -5
"They must be out... please don't bean the other customers. Food is not plentiful everywhere. We have the best selection at the government store, but there are still somethings that are hard to find. Continue with the list... Oh, and I like to do my shopping myself. Others don't always do it right."
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Post by Cheshire on Nov 25, 2003 18:41:28 GMT -5
I look at the advisor smileing. "Well seems like someone does not like me. How sad. Far away huh? Well your lucky I am in a good mood." I turn to the prime ministor. "Now I please ask you again. I trying the best I can to fit in. I joined Red Infinaty so I can be occupied. If i am not occupied well then that's to bad. So I ask you again I am starting to get bored hanging around here doing nothing. So I ask you what is my first assignment of the Minister of the ministery of Elements." I saw grinnig glanceing at the advisor
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 18:43:16 GMT -5
I have a feeling that he didn't take me here for a fight...taht maybe he really just wants to shop. Rrr....he tricked me...he'll pay for that. I pick up a few items. I get irate when there is no 2% milk. Only wusses drink skim. I get mad when the deli woman looks at me funny, so I spit in the tuna salad when she turns around. I get what I can from the list...but we are missing something...meat!
"There's no meat on this list, elf!"
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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 18:49:50 GMT -5
Genovia is acting so immature. I want to cover my face when I see other people from the ministry, so that they don't know it is me. Of course they know it's me. I watch as she throws some more things at two little boys who are walking by with their mother. The little one starts to cry and clings to his mother's leg. She doesn't look too happy, but intimidated, walks away with the children.
"I am not really fond of meat. I prefer fruits and salads... that type of thing."
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 18:53:05 GMT -5
Fruits and salads, those are pansy foods! I only eat meat! Ursarians love a good steak, especially a raw one. Love to have those bloody juices all over my hands. You ever hear about the Atkin's diet...that was our idea!"
I am very angry now. I think I will beat him up.
"I'm ready to fight you now. This is getting boring!"
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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 18:56:17 GMT -5
"This is neither the time nor place for a fight. If you want to fight me, we can wait until we get back to the ministry... now, push the cart up to the register." I don't want to cause any more of a scene than we already have. This was a bad idea, bringing her out into public. If I have to promise to fight her later in order to keep her from destroying things, then I will make that promise. I wouldn't mind teaching her a lesson anyways, after the embarassment that she has caused me.
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 18:59:35 GMT -5
I check out the items, which Kith pays for with his Red Infinity Debit Card. This whole ordeal is a waste. It is embarassing being out in public with Kith. He is such a wuss. Everyone in the store was looking at us. I bet it was because he is so wimpy and they wonder why I would waste my time with a guy like him.
We leave. I'm too angry to even fight him.
"I'll fight you later, if I fought you now when I am so angry, I would kill you."
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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 19:02:26 GMT -5
I ignore her comments as we quickly walk out of the store, just happy that she didn't decide to exhibit her power or destroy anything. That was too stressful for just buying groceries. I think I will go alone next time, that is, if I decide to show my face in that store again. We walk silently back to the ministry.
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 19:03:39 GMT -5
"Hey Kith, why are you such a wuss?"
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Post by Kith on Nov 25, 2003 19:08:03 GMT -5
I walk her to the door of her training facility. "Being kind and not throwing fruit at people does not necessarily mean that I am a wuss. Have fun training. I will check in on you later." With that I walk away. I have had enough of Genovia's lovely company to last me for awhile. I carry my groceries back up to my office. Hmmm... too bad they didn't have strawberries. I was really craving them.
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Post by Genovia on Nov 25, 2003 19:10:16 GMT -5
I go back to training and forget about the stupid grocery mission. I think about how weak Kith is. I think I will kill him and take his position. It happens all the time at Red Infinity. It is self promotion by force.
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