Cheshire's Ominous Fortune Telling

[Cheshire]

Come one come all to consult the oracle. Ask any question and I will personally use the power of the oracle to answer and give you advice. Or you want to contact a loved one I will call the spirits from the other side for I am the connection. So who is the first one to test the powers of the oracle.

[Lightmer Witmer]

Oh great oracle, what is the meaning of life?

Also, what is my dead Uncle Jepner Witmer up to these days?

[Cheshire]

"Okay" *takes out tarot cards, shuffle them* "First card was the death card which means he did depart from this world. 2 of cups means to relax and not to worry. Next is the 7 of swords means that he is very angry with someone." *I put them on the tabel* "And the mystery of life is one of the question the oracle can't answer." I said "Thank You and have a nice day." I said

[Valodya Bassarov]

Will i ever find love, or is it a waste of time even trying?

[Cheshire]

"Let's see." I draw cards "Okay first card is the emperess which means you will find love in a higher class. Second card is a 10 of swords which means it probaly won't go good at first. The third card is the 8 of cups which means you will live well in love at in the end in the future. Thank you for consulting the oracle have a nice day."

[Xanather]

Will I ever find my way back into hell or will cheese be my final destainy?

[Valodya Bassarov]

I seriously had a dream that George Bush was re-elected. I had the dream the other night. (yes, I even dream about politics.) What does it mean? Should I be concerned?

[Cheshire]

For Bassarov
"Okay well I also know how to do dream interpretation because I have visions to that often come true. What the George Bush that was in your dream means is that someone you know used to b e the talk of the town(expression) but he/she blew it. The realecting means this person will rise again and be the talk of the town."


For Xanather Xrim
"The first card is the 3 of coins which means the you will be mildly rich before you leave this world. The second is the preistess which means you will run into your past before you leave. And the third is death which means you will die and find your way to the pits of hell. But that's what is going to happen. The cards only give advice. You take the advice it will come true but you want to go in a different direction the choice is yours. You will make the desision."

[Genovia]

When will I rule the world?

[KitsuneHime]

I had a dream (this was while I was really sick) that I had Ebola Zaire, and whatever I touched, turned into a flower...::sweatdrops::

[Cheshire]

For Genovia
gasp. 'No, I am sorry the cards say no, all of them are swords which m,means not to well. Sorry.

For Kitsunhime
Well it means you have a certain skill that is very unique. It is a skill that will help people.

[Kaieka]

Here's something for you to predict-

How long is it going to be before I kill you if you continue to capture my character and put her in different stupid situations?

I don't appreciate being forced into situations that I don't really like being in... I would like to perhaps post my own path... not have it dictated to me by some purple pen pushing person.

Just a hint... my crystal ball says the future looks dim for you if you continue to constantly interfere every other post.

Thank you.

-A disgruntled (and violent) RPer.

[Cheshire]

Oh Kaieka i am sorry you feel this way. I did not mean to interefere and put you in stupid situations. I apologize greatly. I hope you forgive me. But you had to go that far purple pen pushing person. You are hurting my feelings

[Valodya Bassarov]

I will tell Kaieka to be nicer to you, and refrain from name calling.....

Kaieka...you hurt his feelings, shame on you!!

[xianghua]

My question is similar to Bassarov's, when will I find love? I'm a very capable 18 year old girl, um, half asian, half 'other'....need anymore details? *sweatdrop*