Problems of Everyday Life

["Pyervie" Sovietski]

I recieve the bulletin from the Ministry of Terror, and then teleport to Helsinki to try to find one of the rebels in question, hopefully my sister. But I don't see her. I do see a man sitting in the Zen position in the park. I walk up to him, put my pistol to the back of his head and say "What is your name, human?"

[Brady]

I use my telekinesis to float a rootbeer over to Zero.

" Here you go, if you don't want it set it ontop of Dinari. "

[Dinari Dollar]

"Ouch..."

I glare at her.

"Come on, we have things in common. I like women, you are a woman, I am American, your name is Amerkanski. We both fight Red Infinity

["Zero" Americanski]

"It's fine. Thank you." I accept the drink. "And Dinari, don't you ever think about anything other than sex, like the fact that Lord Tepes probaly wants you dead?"

[Steve Fox]

"Will you just ruddy fu'ck the Yank! Maybe it will shut him up for a few minutes!" Steve shakes the bars on his cell. "What a tick... you said you've sprung from this pen before?!"

[Brady]

I drink some of mine and I use my telekinesis, to send a new RB to Steve.

" Rootbeer sure is good. Whoever invented it is a genius. "

[Iltanesh]

I feel the gun to my back.

"I am Usegi Iltanesh and I would appreciate the removal of that toy from my back." I say, the kami gathering around me.

[Dinari Dollar]

"I think about money a lot too."


I lean up against the cell wall

"Is there something wrong with being a hedonist?"

Hedonist. Ha, I said a big word

["Zero" Americanski]

"I rescued him from the Gulag in Siberia before because Lord Tepes ordered me to. And Dinari, shut up. We'll have to get out of here before they decide to torture us seriously."

["Pyervie" Sovietski]

"Good." I say, then strike him brutally with the side of my pistol. I prepare myself for the inevitable counterattack...

[Dinari Dollar]

I really don;t feel like shutting up.

"Do you have something against me because I am a capitalist? That must be it. Women love me, unless they are communist women, the meanest of them all."

I feel a little sad so I sing quietly to myself

"Castles may tumble, Gibralter may crumble, they're only made of clay, but capitalism is here to stay..."

["Zero" Americanski]

"Listen, I'm a facist, which means that I'm as much a capitalist as you. I don't like you because you're a retarded, loud-mouthed bastard who's probaly imagining me without clothes." I growl at him.

[Iltanesh]

Having been fully aware of what was about to come to pass, the kami form a barrier around me, shielding me from the attack. Calling upon the kami of Wind and Time I whirl around and unleash an Iaijutsu slash, my blade literally flowing through the fabric of time and space.

[Steve Fox]

"Has to ever occured to either of you that perhaps our time would best be served putting our heads together rather than biting each other's off?!

Now then, can anyone pick a lock?"

["Pyervie" Sovietski]

I dodge, just barely, the blade slicing the fabric of my bodysuit across the center of my chest. "Impressive. For a human." I toss my pistol aside and draw my katana, and slash across his abdomen.