Problems of Everyday Life

[Dinari Dollar]

I start to cry


"The world isn't supposed to be like this. America should always be number one, and, people should be free to make as much money as they want...cuz they earned it...and...sniff...there should be baseball games...and kids should eat hot dogs and go swimming. Red Infinity doesn't like baseball...they like soccer....how communist is that...."


I turn to face the wall so no one sees that my eyes are watering

["Zero" Americanski]

"Easialy," I say, "but what good would it do? We'd still have to get past at least a dozen armored, electrified barriers just to get out of the teleport shield."

"Dinari, suck it up. You think this is anyone's ideal world?"

[Iltanesh]

Employing the same technique, but this time with my wakizashi, I draw the blade and block the katana's attack with my shorter blade, while twisting my katana and slashing it downwards, unleashing a shockwave of energy from its blade.

[Dinari Dollar]

"I don't think it will ever get better..."

I wimper a little more

"All I have is my dad's money and women...so just give me a break...

["Pyervie" Sovietski]

The significant force of my attack pushes you back. Your shockwave strikes me in the knees, knocking me to the ground. I lock blades with him again, but this time I employ the technique my sister mastered to electrify my body, hitting him with a huge charge.

["Zero" Americanski]

"Listen Dinari, don't cry... Don't cry because... Just stop." I say. I was going to blame him for the world situation, but then it occurs to me... All this, the fall of America, the war and the rise of Red Infinity may have all been yet another carefully laid plan from the master of plans... General Vlad Kolov, also known as Lord Vlad Tepes...

[Iltanesh]

I gasp in pain pulling back my sword and harness the earth kami to erect a barrier, thus stopping the shock's effect. Closing my eyes I call upon a swarm of water kami, creating a jet of water that I hurl at I disagreeailant.

[Dinari Dollar]

I rub my eyes and feel a little better


"Hey maybe Richie Dollar can get us out of here!!"

I check my wrist communicator and wonder if it still works in here

[Steve Fox]

"You life is as hollow as the rest of us..." Steve takes a few steps back and rushes his cell door, slamming his shoulder into the lock but the bar hold, shaking like mad and clattering but holding. "It's no use... they've done something to the metal, I can break iron but these don't even bend!" Steve coc'ks back and unloads a storm of blows on the bars before him, each on ringing loudly in the dungeon. "I am not bloody waiting for some wanker to pump me for information I ain't got!"

["Zero" Americanski]

"And I will not betray Valodya!" I state. I grab a bar in each hand and exerting all of my superhuman strength... The bars flex an inch but return as soon as I stop. "It's no use."

["Pyervie" Sovietski]

The water jet catches my hand, pulling me away from Iltanesh. I get up and fighting against the jet approach the man, and hurl a stiletto at the man, coated with a powerful sedative.

[Iltanesh]

I glare and create a massive windstorm around myself to deflect the stiletto. The windstorm begins to expand outwards from myself, the Wind Kami angrily surging towards Sovietsky.

[Dinari Dollar]

I test my wrist comm and it still works!

"Richie, this is Dinari, you have to get us out of here!!"

If nothing else at least I will have another capitalist to talk to

["Pyervie" Sovietski]

I all but fly around the tornado and angrily slash at Iltanesh. I throw ten shurikens at Iltanesh, each coated with the same sedative.

[Richie Dollar]

My watch plays the tune to " The Star Spangled Banner ", as I walk down the street. I answer it.

" Hello? Hottest man alive speaking. Oh, hi Dad. "

I feel a little dissapointed.

" Get you out of where? "