The Broken Mind Remedy

[Krupskaya]

"I know Valkoinen, let's go to the class Stalin is giving on Communism."
I take his hand and teleport him to the meeting.

"Sorry we're late."

I sit down and listen.

[Ruusu]

"Why don't you start by telling us why we hate captialists." I suggest to Stalin.

[Freak Boy]

"Thank you! d**n, what the hell is wrong with you?!" Freak Boy demands, sitting down.

32:00 minutes... 125 F

Freak Boy had begun to relax, the temperature getting back to sauna temperature and quite relaxing. It was good for the pores.

52:00 minutes... 105 F

Freak Boy had been relaxing for the past twenty minutes, the temperature getting quite cozy. However, we're going to skip his relaxation, because I know no one out there is interested in Freak Boy taking a sauna... you want to watch him become a Freaksicle - sick bastards.

112:00 minutes... 35 F

Freak Boy had put all his clothes back on and was rubbing his palms together for warmth. He paced back and forth, nose bright red and runny from the cold temperature.

"Hoshi.... Buddy. My balls... are in my f**king chest...." he said through chattering teeth.

[Hoshi]

"That's a yucky thing to say to a girl." I pull a lever and many small spikes come out of the floor to poke at his feet.

I turn the temperature back to normal and play a high pitch noise non stop.

[Josef Stalin]

Stalin frowned.

"Young woman, we Communists do not 'hate'. Fascists hate and they use hatred. We do not hate the Capitalists, for Communists love all mankind. We simply dislike the Capitalists. Now then, after correcting your wording, I will explain why Communists dislike Capitalists.

"Capitalists stand in the way of progressive mankind. They wish to keep us in the dark era of high unemployment. The Capitalists wish to impoverish a large percent of the populace and allow the richest 20 to 2 percent of the world rule it. That is simply unethical!" Stalin said, once again speaking with is trademark random pauses.

"The Capitalists are nothing but greedy and self obsessed pigs. They will do anything to get a dollar - can you believe that they believe money makes the world go round? No. It is love of the motherland, love of your fellow man, and love of Red Infinity that makes this world go round."

Stalin smiled and accepted the round of applause that followed.

[Ruusu]

I clap loudly.

"So capitalists are bad because they want to make money and work people. That makes a lot of sense. But if we love everyone, why do we sometimes kill people in our own party?"

[Freak Boy]

"It's only icky because society and it's d**ned sexist--OW!" Freak Boy shouted as the spikes poked at his feet. He jumped onto the chair, looking at the spikes.

"WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?!!" Freak Boy demanded before the high pitched noise showed up. He growled. "Ok... this is just a battle of wills. The noise is as aggrivating to her as it is to me... I just have to wait. I can outlast her..."

1 hour later...

"STOP THE MADNESS!!!"

[Hoshi]

"Sorry, I can't do that." I program the room so that it wil have one hour of cold, one hour of normal temperature, then one hour of hot.

"See you later!"

I turn off the noise, but keep the temperature controls on the hourly cycle I programmed.

I leave and go to my room.

[Lady Blue]

(sorry! I didn't see your post...)

"I'm Charlotte O'Niell. Nice to meet you." I say as I start walking to the Feminist base. "So what brings you here?"

[Josef Stalin]

"They want to make money and keep it to themselves rather than share it with their fellow man, and they wish to overwork the working class and exploit them." Stalin said, nodding. He looked at Ruusu after that question, pausing for a moment.

"Sometimes, party members become unloyal. Party members ocasionally will become sick in the head - with thoughts of assassinating our beloved Lady Violet, or intent to join the Rebels. Sometimes they even side with Trotsky!

"When party members become unfaithful, it is a dangerous thing - not just to dangerous to the party, but to the populus as a whole. Traitors within the party can potentially launch an effective war, therefore throwing the government into diress and possibly causing Anarchy worldwide!

"Sometimes you may think we are harsh, but we have only the best interests of the people at heart. We would not do this if we did not love you!" Stalin said.

This was followed by a large wave of applause.

[Krupskaya]

"You're so smart, Mr. Stalin, I love you!" I cheer with the other people in the room. Stalin is smart and knows what he is talking about.

"We would never betray Red Infinity! Those who become unloyal should not live!!"

[Freak Boy]

"Oh no you don't. GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!! DO YOUR f**kING JOB AND TORTURE ME, DON'T JUST WALK AWAY!!" Freak Boy shouts, banging on the glass after hopping on the chair to the door. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

Freak Boy bangs his head into the door repeatedly, speaking with his head banging noise working in the background like a metrenome; "I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life..."

Unfortunately, the worst was yet to come.

[Josef Stalin]

Stalin smiled and accepted the praise before raising his hands to hush the crowd.

"Ok, now.... Are there any more questions, or shall I begin discussing the theory and origin of Communism?"

[Krupskaya]

"No, I don't have any more questions, I think you can continue."

[Kith]

I listen as Stalin speaks. This is nothing new to me since I was raised by the party and indoctrinated from a young age.

I look at the others in the room who seem to be entralled with Stalin.

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I ask no questions, but I listen carefully to what Stalin says.

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