Michael Jackson Vampire Hunter

[MJ]

Name: Michael Jackson
Age: 200+
Race: Human or something close to it....... more like humanoid
Gender: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Alignment: NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association)
Organization: Red Infinity
Occupation: Child Molester..... I mean Vampire Hunter/Vocalist/Dancer.... yes, Vampire Hunter. Michael loves women.... especially women named Macauley....
Weapon: Cane Blade (Pointy, sharp metal cane)
Stats:
Intelligence-10
Strength-20
Charisma-100
Spirit-100
Defense-20
Endurance-350
Speed-400
Powers:
Thriller-Can transform into a powerful zombie. In zombie mode, he is almost indestructable (Only a bullet to the brain will put him down for good)
Gender Bender-Has the power to be any gender
Black or White-Can transform between being African American or Caucasion. In African American mode, he is much more normal and is attracted to women
Dance of Death-Michael dances so fast that the cerebelum of anyone who watches explodes
Moon Walk-Michael can walk on any terrain without being hurt as long as he walks backwards by moving his feet forward
Child Stalker-Michael can turn invisible (especially good for hiding in children's closets)
Appearance: Take a black man. Paint him white, turn him into a woman and smack him in the face with a baseball bat. You have something close to Michael.
Personality: Loves kids! (too bad vixen female is off limits)
Story of his life: "I did not touch that boy. They're ignorant..... that's ignorance." Let's just say Michael's story can be found somewhere on the list of America's top ten sex offenders.

Comments: I'm sorry......

[MJ]

This is what happens when it's really late at night and I get bored....

[Helene]

You CANNOT be f'ucking serious!!!

Thats totally f'ucked...

But strangly funny.

Welcome and stay away from my children.

[Zinn]

You made me laugh.

[Riku]

funny, yea, but stilll.......


ah violet, please tell me your not going to accept this :\

[Matsumura]

Haha, yeah. This is just a prank. I'm not serious at all. If this character gets approved..... I'll be very, very scared. Anyway, I hope no one is offended. It's just a little joke. I figured the world could use a little laughter. Plus, you've gotta admit that Vampire Hunter D and Michael Jackson look a little too similar.

[Matsumura]

There, I deleted him. The world wasn't ready for you, Michael Jackson Vampire Hunter. *sheds a tear*

[Cassinda "The Dove"]

Yea but his nose isnt falling off and he doesnt look like a bi'tch... oh well...

[Matsumura]

Oh No! By deleting him, the picture of Vampire Hunter D went away!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! That was half the funny! Oh well, here's the link if you want to see what inspired this catastrophe miranime.net/screenshots/11931343175847E38.jpeg

[Helene]

Why delete? He MIGHTVE made it...

[Dante "the Vulture"]

They do look vaugely similar, very vauge. D is one of my favorite anime characters. Still, I agree, very funny ;D

[Matsumura]

Thanks. But Helene, even if he had made it, the question is "do I want to rp as Michael Jackson?"

[Ikue Ito]

LOL.

[LuLu]

I can answer that!...Uhh....NO

[Matsumura]

Bingo!