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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:09:51 GMT -5
The green guy is named Cell-ulite, he makes people fat by sticking to legs and buttocks, but he normally does this women...so he's a bad guy. Anyway, they sometimes go into remission so they aren't yellow all of the time."
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:11:55 GMT -5
"He sticks to legs and buttocks? Are you serious? He just seems to be firing energy beams and kicking and hitting a lot. I don't even see any girls. When do they get to find the pill? Wait, if those guys each want the pill, why are they fighing the cellulose guy together?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:13:53 GMT -5
"Well, that is a bit more complex. You see, they would normally fight each other but they were all brainwashed by the floating cat named Puar...the one next to Yamacha. The floating cat is the true villain of the story."
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:16:36 GMT -5
I smack Bassarov in the arm. "You are taking advantage of me because I have never seen this show before. You're lying to me aren't you?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:17:50 GMT -5
"I confess, it is true. Please punnish me harshly, darling."
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:19:34 GMT -5
I beat on his chest with my fists. "How long were you deceiving me? What about the liver disease, was that at least true? How can we have a relationship that is built upon lies?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:21:22 GMT -5
"I'm sorry, I just thought it was cute when you bought those silly things I said. I should have been better than to trick you. I'm just as bad as that Cheshire character."
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:23:15 GMT -5
I sit back on my side of the couch and cross my arms. A scowl is on my face as I say, "Ooh, that guy makes me so angry. No, you are nothing like him. If I ever see him again... so help me..."
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:29:17 GMT -5
"Yes, he puts a damper on a good day. Anyway, those guys are aliens known as Saiyans who can turn into Giant apes, but only when they have their tail. When they get powerful enough they can turn into "super Saiyans", hence the gold hair. The green guy is cell, a bad guy compsed of all of their cells. Let's watch something else now."
Bassarov flips back to Comrade Bob Red Square.
He starts singing the theme song...
...."Who lives in the Kremlin way back in Moscow?
Comrade Bob Red Square!".....
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:33:46 GMT -5
"Why is there a squid in Moscow? Oh, these cartoons confuse me. I am not used to watching television. Is there anything else we can do?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:38:46 GMT -5
"You know, that doesn't make sense. What kind of garbage are they feeding the minds of children? "
Bassarov turns off the TV.
"I'm not sure, what should we do...this is really boring. There must be something we enjoy doing with each other besides sex."
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:40:37 GMT -5
"You know, I've never really thought about it, but yes, there must be something... let's see... Well, I can't think of anything, can you?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:42:14 GMT -5
"Playing boards games was fun...but maybe only because it led to sex...let me think...sheesh.. we really have a shallow relationsip. What should we do about it?"
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Post by Kaieka on Dec 5, 2003 1:43:44 GMT -5
"I suppose we could just sit and talk. What was your life like growing up?"
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Post by Valodya Bassarov on Dec 5, 2003 1:48:09 GMT -5
"I had a good life, I grew up in northwestern Russia near the Finnish border. My father was a doctor and my mother was a teacher. My father always wanted me to be a doctor. I toyed with the idea, but went into politics instead. Since I am a revolutionary... I am a doctor of society. But the cure often hurts more than the disease. I've done a lot of thinking and traveling in my life, and have met many great people along the way, but you by far are the most significant. How about yourself? What has your life been like?"
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